Spending all my money of fireworks
I'm walking a thin line here.
Explosive Confessions – ARTICLE
My wife won’t allow me to shoot off fireworks anymore. Well, my wife and everybody else in my cul-de-sac, that is. For a long time, fireworks were illegal in Georgia, but for two glorious nights every year, everybody in the state wantonly abandoned all sense of good...
Ding-dong ditched by the most unlikely folks
I swear you just can’t count on anyone anymore.
Biscuit can’t hold his licker
I found out that Biscuit likes to lick everybody's toes, but I don't let him lick mine because I'm lick-toes intolerant.
Kmart clothes and hand-me-downs – VIDEO
I grew up poor and wore Kmart clothes! I'm not real proud of that, mind you, but my therapist says it's good if I talk about it. I want to hear from you in the Comments section below if you also had to wear them!
Explosive news-It’s not a dirty word!
Shocking, jaw-dropping, explosive news in my life. It's not a dirty word!
Hotel nightstand
The jaw-dropping disregard for 90% angles on this hotel nightstand sends my OCD into overdrive. I can't be the only one, right?
The I-can’t-find-it people
It's the brutal truth. Which one are you?
Corporate candy capture
Just finished doing a corporate event in Lima, Ohio. If they didn't want me to walk off with this candy basket, then they shouldn't have left it just sitting there on the table. Finders keepers!
Earth Day
Using my gift of comedy to heal the environment! I know. I'm an inspiration.