New Year’s Health Plan
I’ve been frustrated with the health advice from the so-called experts lately since most of it is either far too difficult to follow or just flat-out wrong. It makes me think that even I could come up with a health plan that is just as good as theirs, if not better....
The Rise of Santa Bunny
I was five-years-old when I found a tiny baby doll in my Christmas stocking. Even worse, Santa had given my sister a cool toy fire truck that I just knew dang well should’ve been mine. It took years of therapy to get over the trauma. How could Santa make such a...
The Christmas Tablecloth Story
The Christmas Tablecloth Story
After my mother passed away, my sisters went through her belongings to see what needed to be kept and what needed to be thrown away. When they called me to ask if I wanted anything, I answered without hesitation, saying, “I want the red Christmas tablecloth.”
Thanksgiving Dinner Choices-ARTICLE
Thanksgiving is almost here, and I’m all atwitter with anticipation. In celebration, I plan to once again partake in the age-old tradition of gorging myself with an embarrassing amount of food, creating gastro-intestinal problems the like of which are rarely...
Old school back to school – ARTICLE
The back-to-school ritual in my household when I grew up always began with a trip to the discount department store, where my mom’s mission was to outfit me in the most embarrassing clothes possible. Between the dressing room and the cash register, I’m sure my pants...
Stuff I say – Swimsuits
It's a rule I personally swear by. It's just good sense. #swimsuit #swimsuitseason #wisdom #swimsuitcoverup #standupcomedy #comedian #comedy #funny #drybarcomedy #humor#funnystuff #comedians #comedyposts #comedypage #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #funnypost...
Stuff I say – Hand-me-downs
Man, I KNOW I'm gonna trigger some people with this one, but 1] It's true, and 2] It gets a huge laugh live, so dang the torpedos. #accidentalcrossdresser #comedian #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #drybarcomedy #humor #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #funnypost...
Stuff I say – Hero or not?
Maybe not so much? #comedian #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #drybarcomedy #humor #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #funnypost #funnymoments #funnystuff #comedians #comedyposts #comedypage
Explosive Confessions – ARTICLE
My wife won’t allow me to shoot off fireworks anymore. Well, my wife and everybody else that knows me, that is. For a long time, fireworks were illegal in Georgia, but for two glorious nights every year, everybody in the state wantonly abandoned all sense of good...
Losing My Glubs
It’s getting warmer outside now and I know this because I’m feeling the primordial urge to lose weight. It’s not that I’m trying to be more attractive, because I’m already married and therefore don’t really have to look good anymore. Since I initially received this...