Stuff I say – Drip vs. Drop
It's the honest-to-goodness truth. What about you? Did you get drip growing up? #growingup #poor #handmedowns #childhood #comedy #funny #comedian #standupcomedy #drybarcomedy #humor #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #familyhumor #funnypost #funnymoments #funnystuff...
On the road – Returning my rental car at the Portland Airport
Returning my rental car at the Portland, ME airport this morning, I was instructed by the attendant to, "Park in any space that's empty." So, don't park in a space with another car in it, then?" Man, sometimes it's hard to keep my inner smart aleck locked down....
Stuff I say – Your screen credits in your kids’ life
Every parent reading this knows what I'm talking about. #parenting #parentingtips #parenting101 #parentinglife #parentingquotes #parentinghumor #parentingishard #parentingproblems #parentingmeme #standupcomedy #humor #comedy #funny #comedian #standupcomedian...
New Year’s Health Plan
I’ve been frustrated with the health advice from the so-called experts lately since most of it is either far too difficult to follow or just flat-out wrong. It makes me think that even I could come up with a health plan that is just as good as theirs, if not better....
The Rise of Santa Bunny
I was five-years-old when I found a tiny baby doll in my Christmas stocking. Even worse, Santa had given my sister a cool toy fire truck that I just knew dang well should’ve been mine. It took years of therapy to get over the trauma. How could Santa make such a...
The Christmas Tablecloth Story
The Christmas Tablecloth Story
After my mother passed away, my sisters went through her belongings to see what needed to be kept and what needed to be thrown away. When they called me to ask if I wanted anything, I answered without hesitation, saying, “I want the red Christmas tablecloth.”
Thanksgiving Dinner Choices-ARTICLE
Thanksgiving is almost here, and I’m all atwitter with anticipation. In celebration, I plan to once again partake in the age-old tradition of gorging myself with an embarrassing amount of food, creating gastro-intestinal problems the like of which are rarely...
Old school back to school – ARTICLE
The back-to-school ritual in my household when I grew up always began with a trip to the discount department store, where my mom’s mission was to outfit me in the most embarrassing clothes possible. Between the dressing room and the cash register, I’m sure my pants...
Stuff I say – Swimsuits
It's a rule I personally swear by. It's just good sense. #swimsuit #swimsuitseason #wisdom #swimsuitcoverup #standupcomedy #comedian #comedy #funny #drybarcomedy #humor#funnystuff #comedians #comedyposts #comedypage #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #funnypost...
Stuff I say – Hand-me-downs
Man, I KNOW I'm gonna trigger some people with this one, but 1] It's true, and 2] It gets a huge laugh live, so dang the torpedos. #accidentalcrossdresser #comedian #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #drybarcomedy #humor #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #funnypost...