What makes Chick-fil-A so dang good? – VIDEO
You know I love me some Chick-fil-A! Yes, for the food but even more so for their awesome service.
Strange Celebrations of the Fourth Kind – ARTICLE
Independence Day is once again upon us and for the first time in my life, it strikes me what a strange way it is that we celebrate this holiday. First, we go over to my Uncle Harold’s house and stuff ourselves almost to the point of hospitalization. Then at some point...
Me, a Pharaoh – ARTICLE
I was thinking about the story of Moses confronting Pharaoh. Pharaoh decided not to let the Hebrews go, so God wound up sending plagues of frogs, locusts, flies, and whatnot. I started thinking about how weird some of those plagues were. I mean, why frogs for cryin’...
My Painful Christmas History – ARTICLE
Christmas has often been a somewhat painful season for me. I grew up in a big household with five kids so my parents were trying to cut corners any way they could. They would wait until about three days before Christmas to buy our Christmas tree, which was always a...
The Cheapskate’s Guide to Getting a Babysitter – ARTICLE
The only economical babysitting options I’ve found are grandparents, newly married couples, and dogs. Let me save you some time and tell you that the dog option isn’t going to work, for two reasons: 1] Dogs don’t have thumbs so when you call home to see how the kids...
What to do about Covid weight gain – VIDEO
Have you gotten on the scales lately and not liked what you’ve seen? Then I have a suggestion for you! #covidweight #funnycovidvideo #bathroomscale
Middle Age Orientation Program – ARTICLE
Hello! Welcome to middle age. You’re going to love it! Heh, heh. A little orientation humor there. No, the truth is that much of it is going to be uncomfortable and—well, there’s no point in soft-pedaling it—you’re going to be miserable. I’m here to give you a...
Sonic Ocean Water
Mmm-mm! I can almost taste the algae!
I Wrecked My Pinto – VIDEO
I drove a Pinto and lived to talk about it! This is a video of me speaking to a live audience, talking about WAY back in the olden days when I drove a Pinto. #funnyvideo #funnyspeaker #cleancomedian
How to speak MORE southern (sequel) – VIDEO
Here's the sequel to my first southern-speaking video, to help you learn how to talk real good southern! And if it even halfway makes you smile, please give it a thumbs and subscribe!