Parents can use anything to administer punishment!
My parents would grab anything within a six-foot radius to give me a whuppin'. What did your parents use? #spanking #spankings #whuppin #whipping #switch #switches #comedy #funny #comedian #standupcomedy #drybarcomedy #humor #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #familyhumor...
Bad Medicine – ARTICLE
I couldn’t find one of my old bottles of prescription pills the other day, so I asked my wife if she knew what happened to them. She told me that she had thrown them away. When I asked her why on earth she would do such a thing, she told me she had gotten rid of them...
A man’s stock value as he ages
This is my most popular video ever and I'm not even sure why that is. What do you think?
A Man’s Approach to Valentine’s Day – ARTICLE
I don’t know why I always wait until the last minute to buy my wife’s Valentine’s Day present. Most likely, it’s because I’m a guy. It’s a terrifying ordeal trying to pick out a Valentine’s Day card on Valentine’s Day evening because there is absolutely no selection...
Stuff I say – Drip vs. Drop
It's the honest-to-goodness truth. What about you? Did you get drip growing up? #growingup #poor #handmedowns #childhood #comedy #funny #comedian #standupcomedy #drybarcomedy #humor #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #familyhumor #funnypost #funnymoments #funnystuff...
On the road – Returning my rental car at the Portland Airport
Returning my rental car at the Portland, ME airport this morning, I was instructed by the attendant to, "Park in any space that's empty." So, don't park in a space with another car in it, then?" Man, sometimes it's hard to keep my inner smart aleck locked down....
Stuff I say – Your screen credits in your kids’ life
Every parent reading this knows what I'm talking about. #parenting #parentingtips #parenting101 #parentinglife #parentingquotes #parentinghumor #parentingishard #parentingproblems #parentingmeme #standupcomedy #humor #comedy #funny #comedian #standupcomedian...
New Year’s Health Plan
I’ve been frustrated with the health advice from the so-called experts lately since most of it is either far too difficult to follow or just flat-out wrong. It makes me think that even I could come up with a health plan that is just as good as theirs, if not better....
The Rise of Santa Bunny
I was five-years-old when I found a tiny baby doll in my Christmas stocking. Even worse, Santa had given my sister a cool toy fire truck that I just knew dang well should’ve been mine. It took years of therapy to get over the trauma. How could Santa make such a...
The Christmas Tablecloth Story
The Christmas Tablecloth Story
After my mother passed away, my sisters went through her belongings to see what needed to be kept and what needed to be thrown away. When they called me to ask if I wanted anything, I answered without hesitation, saying, “I want the red Christmas tablecloth.”