New Year’s Health Plan
I’ve been frustrated with the health advice from the so-called experts lately since most of it is either far too difficult to follow or just flat-out wrong. It makes me think that even I could come up with a health plan that is just as good as theirs, if not better....
The Rise of Santa Bunny
I was five-years-old when I found a tiny baby doll in my Christmas stocking. Even worse, Santa had given my sister a cool toy fire truck that I just knew dang well should’ve been mine. It took years of therapy to get over the trauma. How could Santa make such a...
The Christmas Tablecloth Story
The Christmas Tablecloth Story
After my mother passed away, my sisters went through her belongings to see what needed to be kept and what needed to be thrown away. When they called me to ask if I wanted anything, I answered without hesitation, saying, “I want the red Christmas tablecloth.”
Thanksgiving Dinner Choices-ARTICLE
Thanksgiving is almost here, and I’m all atwitter with anticipation. In celebration, I plan to once again partake in the age-old tradition of gorging myself with an embarrassing amount of food, creating gastro-intestinal problems the like of which are rarely...
Stuff I say – Swimsuits
It's a rule I personally swear by. It's just good sense. #swimsuit #swimsuitseason #wisdom #swimsuitcoverup #standupcomedy #comedian #comedy #funny #drybarcomedy #humor#funnystuff #comedians #comedyposts #comedypage #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #funnypost...
Stuff I say – Hand-me-downs
Man, I KNOW I'm gonna trigger some people with this one, but 1] It's true, and 2] It gets a huge laugh live, so dang the torpedos. #accidentalcrossdresser #comedian #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #drybarcomedy #humor #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #funnypost...
Stuff I say – Hero or not?
Maybe not so much? #comedian #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #drybarcomedy #humor #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #funnypost #funnymoments #funnystuff #comedians #comedyposts #comedypage
Losing My Glubs
It’s getting warmer outside now and I know this because I’m feeling the primordial urge to lose weight. It’s not that I’m trying to be more attractive, because I’m already married and therefore don’t really have to look good anymore. Since I initially received this...
Kiss Jeep
I don't know if you are aware of it, but I am the guy who invented Kiss-Jeep. There are some parts of the country where Kiss-Jeep hasn’t caught on yet, so let me explain. Let’s say you’re driving down the road with your honey. The first one in the car that spots a...
I had an amazing time with the awesome folks at Church at Rock Creek in Little Rock this past weekend! Thank you to everyone who came out! Here are a few pics from the event. (Sorry for the low resolution. I don't stand still much so I'm a hard guy to photograph!) ...