Charles' southern word of the day Hankern: Desire "I got me a hankern for some sweet tea."

I couldn't have said it better myself. Well, actually, I could have said it a lot better.

I just finished replacing a piece of loose siding on my house and it only took me about a year to do it. How did I accomplish this miracle of efficiency and home-repair savvy? By applying the time-honored suburbanite-male’s system of home maintenance. The following is...