Bad Medicine – ARTICLE
I couldn’t find one of my old bottles of prescription pills the other day, so I asked my wife if she knew what happened to them. She told me that she had thrown them away. When I asked her why on earth she would do such a thing, she told me she had gotten rid of them...
A man’s stock value as he ages
This is my most popular video ever and I'm not even sure why that is. What do you think?
A Man’s Approach to Valentine’s Day – ARTICLE
I don’t know why I always wait until the last minute to buy my wife’s Valentine’s Day present. Most likely, it’s because I’m a guy. It’s a terrifying ordeal trying to pick out a Valentine’s Day card on Valentine’s Day evening because there is absolutely no selection...
Stuff I say – Drip vs. Drop
It's the honest-to-goodness truth. What about you? Did you get drip growing up? #growingup #poor #handmedowns #childhood #comedy #funny #comedian #standupcomedy #drybarcomedy #humor #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #familyhumor #funnypost #funnymoments #funnystuff...
On the road – Returning my rental car at the Portland Airport
Returning my rental car at the Portland, ME airport this morning, I was instructed by the attendant to, "Park in any space that's empty." So, don't park in a space with another car in it, then?" Man, sometimes it's hard to keep my inner smart aleck locked down....
Stuff I say – Your screen credits in your kids’ life
Every parent reading this knows what I'm talking about. #parenting #parentingtips #parenting101 #parentinglife #parentingquotes #parentinghumor #parentingishard #parentingproblems #parentingmeme #standupcomedy #humor #comedy #funny #comedian #standupcomedian...
The Rise of Santa Bunny
I was five-years-old when I found a tiny baby doll in my Christmas stocking. Even worse, Santa had given my sister a cool toy fire truck that I just knew dang well should’ve been mine. It took years of therapy to get over the trauma. How could Santa make such a...
Stuff I say – Swimsuits
It's a rule I personally swear by. It's just good sense. #swimsuit #swimsuitseason #wisdom #swimsuitcoverup #standupcomedy #comedian #comedy #funny #drybarcomedy #humor#funnystuff #comedians #comedyposts #comedypage #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #funnypost...
Stuff I say – Hand-me-downs
Man, I KNOW I'm gonna trigger some people with this one, but 1] It's true, and 2] It gets a huge laugh live, so dang the torpedos. #accidentalcrossdresser #comedian #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #drybarcomedy #humor #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #funnypost...
Stuff I say – Hero or not?
Maybe not so much? #comedian #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #drybarcomedy #humor #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #funnypost #funnymoments #funnystuff #comedians #comedyposts #comedypage