Middle Age Orientation Program – ARTICLE
Hello! Welcome to middle age. You’re going to love it! Heh, heh. A little orientation humor there. No, the truth is that much of it is going to be uncomfortable and—well, there’s no point in soft-pedaling it—you’re going to be miserable. I’m here to give you a...
Sonic Ocean Water
Mmm-mm! I can almost taste the algae!
I Wrecked My Pinto – VIDEO
I drove a Pinto and lived to talk about it! This is a video of me speaking to a live audience, talking about WAY back in the olden days when I drove a Pinto. #funnyvideo #funnyspeaker #cleancomedian
How to speak MORE southern (sequel) – VIDEO
Here's the sequel to my first southern-speaking video, to help you learn how to talk real good southern! And if it even halfway makes you smile, please give it a thumbs and subscribe!
Charles’ southern word of the day: Hankern
Charles' southern word of the day Hankern: Desire "I got me a hankern for some sweet tea."
Fortune cookie wisdom?
I couldn't have said it better myself. Well, actually, I could have said it a lot better.
President’s Circle
So, I saw this at Hertz Rental today, and thought, no, not really. It might be President's Line or President's Row, but that dang sure ain't a circle!
Charles’ southern word of the day: Fidna
The Suburban Guy’s Home Repair Method – ARTICLE
I just finished replacing a piece of loose siding on my house and it only took me about a year to do it. How did I accomplish this miracle of efficiency and home-repair savvy? By applying the time-honored suburbanite-male’s system of home maintenance. The following is...
