Bad Medicine – ARTICLE
I couldn’t find one of my old bottles of prescription pills the other day, so I asked my wife if she knew what happened to them. She told me that she had thrown them away. When I asked her why on earth she would do such a thing, she told me she had gotten rid of them...
A man’s stock value as he ages
This is my most popular video ever and I'm not even sure why that is. What do you think?
Stuff I say – Drip vs. Drop
It's the honest-to-goodness truth. What about you? Did you get drip growing up? #growingup #poor #handmedowns #childhood #comedy #funny #comedian #standupcomedy #drybarcomedy #humor #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #familyhumor #funnypost #funnymoments #funnystuff...
On the road – Returning my rental car at the Portland Airport
Returning my rental car at the Portland, ME airport this morning, I was instructed by the attendant to, "Park in any space that's empty." So, don't park in a space with another car in it, then?" Man, sometimes it's hard to keep my inner smart aleck locked down....
Stuff I say – Your screen credits in your kids’ life
Every parent reading this knows what I'm talking about. #parenting #parentingtips #parenting101 #parentinglife #parentingquotes #parentinghumor #parentingishard #parentingproblems #parentingmeme #standupcomedy #humor #comedy #funny #comedian #standupcomedian...
The Rise of Santa Bunny
I was five-years-old when I found a tiny baby doll in my Christmas stocking. Even worse, Santa had given my sister a cool toy fire truck that I just knew dang well should’ve been mine. It took years of therapy to get over the trauma. How could Santa make such a...
Stuff I say – Swimsuits
It's a rule I personally swear by. It's just good sense. #swimsuit #swimsuitseason #wisdom #swimsuitcoverup #standupcomedy #comedian #comedy #funny #drybarcomedy #humor#funnystuff #comedians #comedyposts #comedypage #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #funnypost...
Stuff I say – Hand-me-downs
Man, I KNOW I'm gonna trigger some people with this one, but 1] It's true, and 2] It gets a huge laugh live, so dang the torpedos. #accidentalcrossdresser #comedian #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #drybarcomedy #humor #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #funnypost...
Stuff I say – Hero or not?
Maybe not so much? #comedian #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #drybarcomedy #humor #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #funnypost #funnymoments #funnystuff #comedians #comedyposts #comedypage
Losing My Glubs
It’s getting warmer outside now and I know this because I’m feeling the primordial urge to lose weight. It’s not that I’m trying to be more attractive, because I’m already married and therefore don’t really have to look good anymore. Since I initially received this...