The Dangers of Sauntering
It is incumbent upon me to report an alarming, and I believe dangerous, trend growing in our society today. I am convinced that sauntering is once again on the rise. Historical note: As you’ll no doubt remember, sauntering enjoyed its heyday back in the mid-1920s,...
Old school back to school – ARTICLE
The back-to-school ritual in my household when I grew up always began with a trip to the discount department store, where my mom’s mission was to outfit me in the most embarrassing clothes possible. Between the dressing room and the cash register, I’m sure my pants...
This summer’s movie season
During this summer's movie season, remember that theater dehydration is no joke. The International Motion Picture Network (IMPN) recommends you drink no less than 32 - 48 oz. of water immediately before watching a movie at your local theater. BTW, I thought the...
When I first started doing comedy
A picture of me when I first started doing comedy. That facial hair really came in early. Similar hair style, though.
When people say they know someone that looks like me
Every stinkin' time without exception. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. You can't tell the difference either.
Southern Word Saturday – Pain
Southern Word Saturday. I know 4 or 5 people like this.
Explosive Confessions – ARTICLE
My wife won’t allow me to shoot off fireworks anymore. Well, my wife and everybody else that knows me, that is. For a long time, fireworks were illegal in my state, but for two glorious nights every year, everybody in the state wantonly abandoned all sense of good...
Independence Day wonders
Met a new friend in Albuquerque
