Kiss Jeep
I don't know if you are aware of it, but I am the guy who invented Kiss-Jeep. There are some parts of the country where Kiss-Jeep hasn’t caught on yet, so let me explain. Let’s say you’re driving down the road with your honey. The first one in the car that spots a...
I had an amazing time with the awesome folks at Church at Rock Creek in Little Rock this past weekend! Thank you to everyone who came out! Here are a few pics from the event. (Sorry for the low resolution. I don't stand still much so I'm a hard guy to photograph!) ...
The Secret History of St. Patrick
St. Patrick’s Day celebrates the life of St. Reginald Patrick (Reggie for short) who is known for driving the snakes out of Ireland. Twentieth century historians have disputed this claim, however, arguing that instead of driving the snakes, he merely purchased them...
My wife is the coupon queen – VIDEO
Do you really have to tell the server you have a coupon before you order? In this video of me speaking to a live audience, I explore that question and talk about what happened when my wife produced her coupons at IHOP. #funnyvideo #couponqueen...
Follow up questions – Purell Healthy Soap
Follow up questions. Is there any other kind of soap than healthy soap? Does Purell offer an unhealthy option? Does healthy soap cost more than just regular soap? Does this soap work better when used with regular water, or will I need to use healthy water?...
Charles Marshall Pirate Comedian
I had eye surgery last week so I had to wear an eye patch for a couple of days. Maybe this could be my new thing. I could be known as The Pirate Comedian! "Ahoy, maties! What's the deal with land lubbers? Arrrrr!"
Kmart clothes and hand-me-downs – VIDEO
I grew up poor and wore Kmart clothes! I'm not real proud of that, mind you, but my therapist says it's good if I talk about it. I want to hear from you in the Comments section below if you also had to wear them!
Mistletoe-tally Bizarre – ARTICLE
A lot of odd little customs have somehow become attached to the Christmas season. Take mistletoe, for example. What an amazing concept! Hang a little twig over someone’s head and you get a kiss. I guess that makes sense. Nothing says romance like a poisonous sprig of...
Santa Bunny – VIDEO
Based on my experience, Santa might need to be replaced. In this video, I outline my reasons for doubting Santa's competency, and make a suggestion about how we might improve the situation.
Fortune cookie wisdom
So the next time you're attacked by a bear, just try to understand it. You'll still be dead but at least you won't be afraid. #fortunecookie #fortunecookiewisdom #fortunecookiesaidso #funny #comedy #humor #comedian #lol #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #cleancomedy...